Daily Archives: 31 May, 2013

You know you’re in France…

…. When you go to the Café de la Fontaine in Lourmarin and ask if they have a Pain au chocolat to go with your café creme. “We don’t” says the owner “but I’ll get you one” Heads off to … Continue reading

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Instant haemorrhoid relief

Get rid of your piles here….

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Fred et Claude

This “Fred et Claude” company appears to have a monopoly on bathroom and kitchen taps in France. Every bloody tap you see has “Fred” on one tap and “Claude” on the other. I mean, advertising’s OK, but wouldn’t it be … Continue reading

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