I translate artists’ websites and exhibition catalogues.

You have NO IDEA how close to home this is.

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The open hollow forms may at first glance appear ambivalent. Borrowing elements from the classic vessel form, they reveal themselves as fabric-robed human forms, striding or resting, singly or in pairs, dominating their environment. Here again, the use of lines, ligatures and constrictions structure the figures and express movement and tranquility. The finely structured relief-like surfaces, however, give the ceramic material a new characteristic, not inherent in its natural state – a textile materiality and flowing softness

Of course, you have to be pissed to do this stuff