Vinnie Jones is an ex-footballer with an aggressive streak that bordered on the psychopathic.

Gets booked in the first 3 seconds of a match.

Sent off goodness knows how often

Actor in Guy Ritchie’s “Lock, stock and 2 smoking barrels”

Totally undeserved “loveable [sic] rogue” image

Having done this, though, will get him a shot at sneaking past St Peter without havin’ ter nut the bleedin’ geezer.

Know wha’ I mean…?

Being Vinnied