Monthly Archives: December 2013

Happy Holidays from the TSA…

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Christmas Carol time – The Holly and the IV

 

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What on EARTH are they trying to tell me?

British Airways sent out this appalling piece of TL:DR gobbledegook to their customers. They get to the point of  the letter at about the halfway mark….. As part of British Airways continued investment in our Brand, Products and Services, during … Continue reading

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This I need to try…..

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Loudmouthed Warmonger YMBFA Condemned

I appear to have miffed the powers-that-be in Pyongyang. Feel free to join them in condemning a hooligan of your acquaintance PYONGYANG (KCNA) — At an enlarged meeting of the Political Bureau of the Central Committee of the Workers’ Party … Continue reading

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Not that it would convince me to abandon my Saabs, but…..

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On Barbara, her rhubarb flan, 3 bearded barbarians and a beer drinking barber

Only one category fits…

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Job Application

BUNNINGS [US equivalet: Home Depot] JOB APPLICATION This is an actual job application that a 75-year-old pensioner submitted to Bunnings Hardware in Burleigh Heads. They hired him because he was so funny…. NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard) SEX: Not lately, … Continue reading

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Signing off

Appears that the official signer was a tad challenged in his skill set. Someone wrote: This is obviously bad and shocking and terrible, but hilarious in its complete crap-ness. Maybe he was doing it in dialect? Or txting, even

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Back to the drawing board….

  Oh. It appears that the speed was..er.. terminal…

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