We’ve noticed you haven’t been using your mobile for a while, so we’ve moved your Vodafone mobile xxx xxx xxxxx to a better value Prepay plan called FreebeeTalk. This plan now gives you cheaper calling rates and a massive free top up bonus.

So if I’ve worked it out right…..

…..if you use your mobile phone on Vodafone NZ a lot, they’ll keep gouging you on an expensive plan, but if you DON’T use it, they’ll put you on a cheaper plan to get you to use it more, after which they’ll put you on an expensive plan, because you’re using your phone a lot……