My son Augustus…

My son Augustus, in the street, one day,Was feeling quite exceptionally merry.

A stranger asked him: “Can you tell me, pray,

The quickest way to Brompton Cemetery?”

“The quickest way? You bet I can!” said Gus,

And pushed the fellow underneath a bus.

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