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Job Application

BUNNINGS [US equivalet: Home Depot] JOB APPLICATION This is an actual job application that a 75-year-old pensioner submitted to Bunnings Hardware in Burleigh Heads. They hired him because he was so funny…. NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard) SEX: Not lately, … Continue reading

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Signing off

Appears that the official signer was a tad challenged in his skill set. Someone wrote: This is obviously bad and shocking and terrible, but hilarious in its complete crap-ness. Maybe he was doing it in dialect? Or txting, even

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Back to the drawing board….

  Oh. It appears that the speed was..er.. terminal…

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Tunes for a Tuesday – 10 December 2013

Barangril – Joni Mitchell – Best of the Test [Listen] The Gambler (Kenny Rodgers Cover) – Varn Industries [Listen] I Dream of You – Perry Como [Listen] It’s Over Now – Deborah Cox [Listen] New York Town – Woody Guthrie … Continue reading

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Another good one

Zephyr from Rising Tide Brewery in Portland, Maine

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Turkish Airlines rewrites history. Fail…..

First colonial settlements? 1788, 10 years later and a year after James Cook’s death. Captain Cook? Discovered Australia in 1770. Murdered by Hawaiians in 1779. Captain Cook advised that all convicts be deported? His influence on judicial policy in England … Continue reading

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Antipasti @ Pasta Davini, Frankfurt

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Mona Lisa. 480 pixels.

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Gender Benders

Paul, proprietor of the excellent Kaffeekommune zwei, pointed me to this. I have no idea why. I could be his grandfather. More here

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A good one

  Very good, in fact

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