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Category Archives: Bad joke alert
The greengrocers’ apostrophe is so yesterday
Presenting: The greengrocer,s comma.* The same thing, you say? It’s like compearing [sic] apple’s with orange,s…… *Superfluous apostrophes (“greengrocers’ apostrophes”) Sign to Green Craigs housing development Apostrophes used in a non-standard manner to form noun plurals are known as greengrocers’ … Continue reading
London 2012
Cousin Dave strikes again… In the first 10 days of the Olympics the Romanians have taken gold,silver,bronze,copper,lead, drain covers and anything else they can get their hands on. Somalia has been thrown out of the Olympics. They didn’t know that … Continue reading
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Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support: I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and … Continue reading
But wouldn’t “half spelt” be….
…”fltbrds”. Or something similar?
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