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Occupational hazard

Angela Merkel arrives at passport control in Athens: “Nationality?” asks the immigration officer. “German” she replies. “Occupation?” “No, just here for a few days….” Image: As a right wing Greek redtop sees her…

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Eric, the little prick

I had a problem with my iMac yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. … Continue reading

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Belting it out

  Quote “I am the embarrassed angel in the middle with the gold tinsel halo. You can’t really miss my little sister with her humongous wings” Or voice…

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Logic

Ms jb sent me shopping “We need one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6” she said. I bought 6 cartons of milk. “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”. In capitals Well, they had eggs…..

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Cousin Dave strikes again

A fat girl served me in McDonald’s at lunch time. She said ‘sorry about the wait.’ I said ‘Don’t worry fatty, you’re bound to lose it eventually. ‘

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Cousin Dave strikes again – The Walmart Greeter

Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the … Continue reading

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