Category Archives: Cousin Dave strikes again

  No nursing home for me. I’ll be checking into a Holiday Inn! With the average cost for a nursing home care costing £188.00 per day, there is a better way when we get old and too feeble. I’ve already … Continue reading →

One of the  IT security people at a company I worked for told me this one: They were doing password audits and found  an employee with this classic: “MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyLondon” Asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her … Continue reading →

So you’re a sick senior citizen and the government says that there’s no nursing home available for you – what do you do? Senior Health Care Solution Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. … Continue reading →

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you … Continue reading →

Cousin Dave strikes again… In the first 10 days of the Olympics the Romanians have taken gold,silver,bronze,copper,lead, drain covers and anything else they can get their hands on. Somalia has been thrown out of the Olympics. They didn’t know that … Continue reading →

Dear Tech Support: I am writing this letter as a last resort.  Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and … Continue reading →