Worried your pension will run short?

So you’re a sick senior citizen and the government says that there’s no nursing home available for you – what do you do?

Senior Health Care Solution

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.

You are allowed to shoot 2 MPs and 2 illegal immigrants!

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison
where you will get

  • 3 meals a day,
  • a roof over your head,
  • central heating,
  • air conditioning
  • all the health care you need

New teeth? – No problem.
Need glasses? – Great.
New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?
All covered.

(And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).

And who will be paying for all of this?
The same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay income tax any more.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?

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One Response to Worried your pension will run short?

  1. Kate says:

    What country???Will they let this senior citizen immigrate?

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