Daily Archives: 13 December, 2012

The Morse Code anagrammed

…. . .-. . / -.-. — — . / – …. . / -.. — – …   (Here come the dots)

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Don’t be so bloody silly…

I used to live there and visit the place fairly frequently (and I KNOW it’s the “Daily Express”), but dimness of this magnitude never ceases to amaze me. Listen. Grit is small chips of granite or similar rock. It melts … Continue reading

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Worried your pension will run short?

So you’re a sick senior citizen and the government says that there’s no nursing home available for you – what do you do? Senior Health Care Solution Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. … Continue reading

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