Category Archives: Don’t ask me

> I imagine that summer’s the best time to sell camping equipment, but I couldn’t believe the price reductions at the local specialist the other day. Mentioned it to the salesman. “Ah” he said “This Now (pedantic buggers..) is the … Continue reading →

>One of the local kids turned up the other week, looking for sponsorship for a run they were doing at school. Asked him how many laps he reckoned he’d be able to do within the assigned time. “2, maybe 2 … Continue reading →

> Mrs jb has had a penfriend in India for the last mumble mumble years. Since they were teenagers, anyway. A loooooong time ago…. Meher (being even older than me and retired a lady of leisure for even longer) has … Continue reading →

> A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Then turns to a customer and asks, ‘Did you see me rob this bank?’ The man replied, ‘Yes sir, I did.’ The robber shoots him on … Continue reading →

> Q: What does the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do?A: He stays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.  OR Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?

> Couric: You’ve said, quote, “John McCain will reform the way Wall Street does business.” Other than supporting stricter regulations of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac two years ago, can you give us any more example of his leading the … Continue reading →

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> Breaking news! Criminal jailed in Germany! I’m not exaggerating. Over here, if you commit a crime that isn’t murder you’ll be arrested but they won’t lock you up.(If you do something marginally less serious, but you’re likely to skedaddle, … Continue reading →