Category Archives: This is America

“Hello wildcats…”

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“His father was a Muslim, an atheist and a communist. All three..”

  These are voters in Ohio, one of the 4 or 5 states that decide the US presidential election. I thought the cretin at 1:42 was bad enough, but it gets worse. Believe me

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An American wingnut writes….

“The Bible says there will be consequences for electing Obama. Now they are starting. Earthquake in KY, Blizzard in NY, now explosions in IN. This is just the beginning.” A response: I wanted to ask you a couple of questions. … Continue reading

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“The “Deer crossing” signs are there to let the deer know where to cross the road. Do they HAVE to be on the Innerstate?”

The mind boggles…

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If Obama wins I’m moving to New Zealand

  Twitter / Search – if obama wins new zealand: Er, it’s not as if you can just TURN UP at the border and we’ll let you in just because you don’t feel like accepting the results of a (lower-case) democratic … Continue reading

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My Last Column About the Presidential Election (Really)

President Obama’s fairly grim, toothless, meandering and perfunctory presidency gained excellent contrast from an assemblage of GOP candidates so demented and corrupt that even to so describe them would be an insult to the many hard-working demented and corrupt politicians … Continue reading

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You would be joking….

If Nate Silver at the New York Times FiveThirtyEight (the number of electoral college votes) blog is accurate, I won’t be unhappy. What concerns me more is the effect that the first presidential debate had on voters – Obama drop … Continue reading

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Tales from Starbucks

Some guy came in one time and said “I’ll take an Iced Amer­i­cano no espres­so”. Think­ing he mis­spoke I said “no water?”. He said “I said NO ESPRES­SO”. I replied “sir that’s just a cup of ice water”. Well as … Continue reading

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Romney to abolish FEMA

Romney abolishes FEMA and thus doing basically says “Well, you shouldn’t have been living in Whicheverpoordysfunctionalstateyou’relivingin and if you think that the Federal Government and the rest of America’s going to help you, you’re nuts. Go fuck yourself”

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Mitt Romney’s 12 million new $433,333 jobs

Let’s take Mitt Romney at his word, and see how the numbers he cited during Wednesday night’s debate add up. We can begin with a pop quiz in Presidential arithmetic: If you have a $1.3 trillion annual deficit, and you are … Continue reading

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