Category Archives: WTF

ObamaCare – Evil socialist stuff

Posted on 4 November, 2014 by jb
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Ebola reporting: UK vs US

Posted on 27 October, 2014 by jb

You know what’s coming, right….

Posted in Airheads, WTF | 2 Comments

I do it differently…

Posted on 11 October, 2014 by jb

I look at what I’d like to drink and then work back to what I should be doing. Doesn’t work out with IPAs, though, so I just say “Fuck it” and drink one anyway…

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You look armless enough…..

Posted on 14 August, 2014 by jb

…why don’t you fly the airplane…” You really couldn’t make this up….. Pilot lost control of plane when artificial arm became detached Flybe has instigated a number of extra safety checks after one of its pilots lost control of a … Continue reading →

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Landon Donovan, he got the purple mohawk…

Posted on 3 July, 2014 by jb

  America, meet your truest soccer fans “What did you think when you saw Landon Donovan bite the other player” “We’ll, he’s hot, so I didn’t care”

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Here’s a little extra awesome….

Posted on 29 June, 2014 by jb

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“Prices are like chewing gum…

Posted on 14 April, 2014 by jb

Once they’re stuck to the floor, it’s difficult to get them off” In a previous life, I did revenue management and pricing for airlines(rather successfully, by all accounts, given that Air New Zealand once offered me a senior role in … Continue reading →

Posted in Bloody hell, Brain farts, Economics, WTF | 1 Comment

This is America

Posted on 14 February, 2014 by jb

This is the official medal standing table for Sochi This is how the Americans see itThey reckon that 2nd and 3rd placings i.e. losers count as much as winning an event. “Can’t be behind Canada – let’s manipulate the data” … Continue reading →

Posted in Fools I have met, This is America, WTF | 2 Comments

Posterolateral myocardial WHAT…..?

Posted on 25 January, 2014 by jb

This friend of mine  – as my mate Houghton is wont to say – has been having trouble with his ticker. Occasionally got sudden chest pains that extended to his arm, shoulder-blade and neck. Looked it up on the interwebs … Continue reading →

Posted in True stories, WTF | 1 Comment

So what ELSE is scripted on American TV……?

Posted on 2 January, 2014 by jb

State-controlled media anyone…?

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