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I’ve just realised that the standard keyboard was invented with New Zealanders in mind.
Just transpose a single character to the left and it magically converts text to phonetic Kiwi.
As in
Fush and chups
Unternational
(“Unternationoo” actually, but that’s another story)
Chucken
Ad unfinitum
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The last time I was in LA without adult supervision, I rocked on over to Uncle Bill’s in Manhattan Beach for breakfast.
“Street cleaning Tuesday” the sign said.
Unsupervised geriatric subconciously thinks: Left NZ on Tuesday so today must be Wednesday – it’s all good.
$45 later….
Copilot on QF25 just said “Now don’t forget that tomorrow’s Thursday all over again so if you had a bad day in New Zealand, you get another crack at it in LA”
Very droll…..
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Tearful mob scenes @ Mangere.
(Is it true that Air India flights are powered by gas turbans?. )
I apologise if I have caused any offense, but it’s what people are thinking but are afraid to say…
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Dinner at Manuka in Devonport sitting at the table next to Tim Finn (Split Enz..)
Kept myself firmly under control, not doing the fanboy thing.
Not much, anyway….
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I know that Beethoven composed
music without being able to hear it (some folk reckon that that explains quite a bit…..), but painting with a visual impairment?
Lots of modern stuff, a bit short on still lifes, I’m told….
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……you’re going to dislike irrelevance even more.”
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….but I just use a regular towel.
Free, too….
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….I’ll be very grateful.
You Must Be From Away 
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