You Must Be From Away

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Oh, you mean he killed someone else?

Shit, I thought New Zealand had finally introduced effective punishment… 

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“Even after adjusting for body mass index (BMI) and smoking, the researchers found that women who sit more than 6 hours a day were 37 percent more likely to die than those who sit less than 3 hours; for men, long-sitters were 17 percent more likely to die. People who exercise regularly had a lower risk, but still significant, risk of dying.”
 Chicago Tribune 

So THAT’s why so many people die.

Chairs need to have warning labels, then.

Just like cigarette packets……..

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..why churchgoing’s on the decline?