The total area of solar panels it would take to power the world, Europe, and Germany

Fullneed2Unfortunately, it appears that you can only grow sunshine in the same shithole countries that grow oil and hold the rest of us to ransom….

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Bon appetit….

Screen Shot 2014-06-11 at 13.31.37So if I’ve understood this correctly (or even been able to READ the small print),  outside the US,  you only get the ones without an asterisk – coffee, toast and fruit.

Sticky-sweet cinnamon rolls get TWO asterisks so you ESPECIALLY don’t get THOSE.

Thank heavens for small mercies…..

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How excellent!

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Venn diagram, 3 sources, 2 selection methods.

Here’s the article

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Ukrainian Parliament?

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Oh.

It could be America…

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It IS America, with some people expressing outrage over something that someone else did. Or didn’t

Here’s the story.

(Appears that the No 2 Republican in the House wasn’t right-wing enough and got knocked off his perch in the Republican primaries by a college professor who reckons that Jesus will help him solve the deficit problem…

 

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Gore on Snowden

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Cousin Dave strikes again…with another Irish joke

Screen Shot 2014-06-09 at 18.02.49Paddy was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.”

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

‘Why, that’s amazing!’ the doctor said, ‘Did you follow my instructions?’

The Irishman nodded….’I’ll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t’aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.’

‘From the hunger, you mean?’ asked the doctor. ‘No, from the bleedin’ skippin’….”

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Bloody artists……

Screen Shot 2014-06-09 at 17.58.38They drive you round the twist!

I collect ceramics, do the marketing for a ceramics fair and design and manage websites for potters I like, a lot of it pro bono

This is what you’re up against.

Part One

Offered to do a seminar for a class of ceramic students at a leading institute and proposed that we feature them at our market (we’ve developed it over the 5 years into one of the most significant in the region with massive visitor growth) in a special exhibition.

For free. (I’d normally charge a 4-digit Euro figure for that sort of stuff.)

Big yawn. No, we haven’t got time/can’t be bothered/ waste of time.

Lecturers can’t FORCE them, because marketing is a voluntary course…..

What they’re giving up is major exposure in a regional newspaper, major exposure to an interested public and a fair chance of getting on TV.

Go figure.

Part Two

Major market the other day and we front to find that they’ve got an exhibition opening that evening.

Introduction by a friend, from whom we’ve bought heaps of pricey stuff.

Located in the leading ceramic museum and centre in Germany, from whose shop we’ve again bought heaps of stuff over the years and keep asking them to put us on their mailing list.

Did anyone think to tell us?

Nope.

Did we stay?

Nope.

Did we buy something?

Nope.

Part Three

I have clients who works in a ceramics coop in a town with a leading (big and widespread) ceramics market.

Called in the other day and found a note in their display : “We’re on the market”

Tracked them down, mentioned that it might be an idea to tell customers exactly WHERE they are on the market?

“Oh, for goodness’ sake, they can get a guide and find us…”

 

Sometimes you feel like giving up…….

 

 

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20hz to 20,000hz

This sine wave extends from 20hz to 20,000hz — the full range of ideal, undamaged human hearing.

Now I know why the ENT specialist said that I shouldn’t spend more than $100 on a hifi system……

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Aaaaah, Bayern…

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Tunes for a Tuesday – 27 May 2014

T4T

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WLIR concert – Bonnie Raitt, Lowell George, John Hammond and Freebo live at the Ultra-Sonic Studios, Hempstead, NY 17 October 1972 [Listen]

Love me like a man
Under the falling sky
Love has no pride
Going down to Louisiana
Can’t find my way home
Big road
You got to know how
Apolitical blues
Come ride in my automobile/
As the years go passing by
Watch my pony ride
I can’t be satisfied
Sky is crying
Honest i do
It’s too late

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