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>Thank you for the 3 catalogues which arrived simultaneously and whose combined weight of 3 kgs flattened the cat which was unfortunately lurking behind the front door at the time. Please don’t feel too bad about its demise, but to … Continue reading →

>My wife, xxxxxxxxx, (Customer Number 30246733 or S06AWC1, notsure) is your customer. While I’ll admit to occasionally going into shock with associateddouble vision when I see the bills for the kit that she orders fromyou, it’s not absolutely necessary to … Continue reading →

>My thoughts exactly…. It’s nice to know that other people think the same way.

>Anyone who’s experienced the surreally common-sense-free environment that is airport security will feel at home in this clip from SNL. Although the intelligence necessary to question perceived wisdom is rarely apparent in real life…. “Every one of you has at … Continue reading →

>Lufthansa, of course, gets it all wrong….. But it wasn’t always like that. Back in the Dark Ages, we had the (almost) perfectly PC team. Even the most innocuous statement had a fair chance of offending at least one of … Continue reading →

>I just love Political Correctness. Especially in corporate America. They have competitions for it over there. The idea is to cram as much diversity as possible into a single blissfully-posed corporate image The rules are simple: 1 point per diversity … Continue reading →

>From me (“the wishor”) to you (“hereinafter called the wishee”), please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced … Continue reading →

>If this works, I’ll be well pleased… So might you. I’ve been an avid follower of Jeff Giles’ mp3 blog since I stumbled over it. And I haven’t a clue how that happened, but suffice to say it was one … Continue reading →

>There’s a guy in Motueka who has a thing about Morris Minors. Quite an admirable trait, I’d say. My fondness for them might have a bit to do with the fact that the pre-production lines in Cowley were running at … Continue reading →

> Auckland Airport had its second evacuation in two days this morning. It was unclear why the alarm went off. The spokeswoman said alarms going off were not surprising as the airport was a busy place. OK, so let’s work … Continue reading →