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>My mate Houghton has had a 3-Series BMW under wraps for years. I’m not sure if he’s waiting for it to become rare and cash in or just hoping that it will decompose into a residue of mag wheels, spoilers … Continue reading →

>Homo sapiens walkshortsii, a species thought to have become extinct towards the end of the last millenium, has been sighted in a remote area of New Zealand. It appears closely related to Homo sapiens waitingforthewifeii, commonly found in the north … Continue reading →

>Small-town New Zealand, actually. And Tasman doesn’t even qualify as a town. It’s more of a cluster of houses, with a school that covers Year 1 through 8, a winery and Steve Fullmer’s pottery. They used to have a store, … Continue reading →

> It must have been the Korean scallops. Or oysters.

> Gloves might have been a good idea?

>You think Germany has rules? You have to go to the strawberry farm on the Upper Moutere highway for rules. Pedestrian clearway. No parking. No Eftpos. Report to shop before picking. Angle parking only. Return strawberry clippers. Do not pick … Continue reading →

>This syndrome is also know as “Looking Over Strange Terrain” The map said “Turn right off the Moutere Highway and do a right onto Old Coach Road.” I know Old Coach Road. It’s sealed. And down she went…… And up … Continue reading →

>This is Katchafire – roots reggae from Hamilton. And this is the Windy City Strugglers – roots blues from Wellington. Just goes to prove – good music always looks the same…..

> Before Scoff After

>The weather forecast this morning started off with the comment “This is like Groundhog Day – you’d think we were back in July” Continued with the formal stuff, sprinkled with gems like “You had a nice week, Gisborne – it’s … Continue reading →