Monthly Archives: March 2008

>Don’t ask me… (about the sign of the cross)

Posted on 6 March, 2008 by jb

>My uncle John – not a religious man – would never leave the house without crossing himself and chanting “Watch, wallet, spectacles, testicles” as he confirmed the existence and correct position of each item. He’d be in trouble these days. … Continue reading →

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>Bankers. Rhymes with…

Posted on 4 March, 2008 by jb

>I have 2 banks – one in Germany (as efficient as one would expect) and one in New Zealand. They’re driving me up the bloody wall. Forget the fact that they left me without a credit card for a week … Continue reading →

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