Steve Fullmer is explaining his sleep-inducing calisthenics.

“You stretch your legs waaaay out so they touch the door, but you have to keep your bottom on the bed”

I do a doubletake and shoot a quick look across the room.

Yep, LOOKS like Steve.

And it SOUNDS like him,too.

But “bottom”?

This is Steve Fullmer, the iconic ceramic artist who makes peeing dogs.

And a new line in farting dogs.

With a removable fart.

“And then you stick your ass WAAAY up in the air”

Ah, THAT’s Steve.

Had me worried for a minute…..