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The coffee here's terrible.
I think they make it by roasting used hypodermic syringes. mixing the residue with the contents of the gazundas and straining it through soiled sheets.
So it was a real treat to get a latte from the TSOW, personally couriered up the hill from the market by Ms jb this morning.
And my favourite coffee lady, Brigitte Müller-Dildei, popped a nougat bar on top as a get well present
Now, wasn't that nice?

>Had I known things on the coffee front were that dire, I would have delivered one myself! Bad coffee seems cruel and unusual punishment for someone recovering from surgery. You are a lucky man to have such a lovely mrs jb!