Daily Archives: 1 May, 2008

> There used to be a schonky program on German TV called "Rivals of the Racetrack" about family feuding between a bunch of horsey upper class toffs in northern Germany. This is my rival of the racetrack here (the corridor … Continue reading →

> When your Mum's a nurse, you're up Shit Creek if you try to throw a sickie. "Sick? You're not sick! The folks on Ward 5b are sick. Now get up and get off to school…" This is Semra, pretty … Continue reading →