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Here's something to while away the time.

Hobble along on your crutches to the lifts and press the button to go down to the ground floor.

Sod's Law has it that the first lift (out of four) to come will be the one furthest away from where you're standing.

Lurch over in its vague direction only to have the doors close in front of your nose.

Position yourself strategically and press the button again.

Lift comes, make a run for it (MAKE A RUN! What a fucking joke…) and miss it again.

We''ve now taken 2 lifts out of contention so it should a piece of cake, despite the fact that they're the furthest apart.

What happens?

Lift #1 turns up again….

At least it's giving me some exercise…