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In she charged, syringe at the ready at FIVE O'CLOCK IN THE BLOODY MORNING!

Sod this for a game of soldiers.

This is the rat poison that's supposed to stop you from getting DVT and it's whacked into the body subcutaneously daily.

Basically an anticoagulent. Kills rats, not supposed to kill humans.

Back at the Vincenz Hospital, I was allowed to inject it myself (which is no big deal) – it was either that or bloody Tim painting a dartboard on your stomach and shooting for a bulls-eye from the door.

So I toddled along to the warders and said I'd like to inject my rat poison myself, thank you very much

Shock! Horror! You can't do that! What if everyone wanted to do that? And it's not rat poison either

I said it was either that or I'm barricading my cell door.

So you don't really know about this and you''ll now have to eat your monitor to destroy the evidence.