Monthly Archives: May 2008

>Pit stop

Posted on 3 May, 2008 by jb

> This is Tim, Head Honcho of Station 5b. I was on the racetrack the other day and he looms into view with his trolley loaded with instruments of torture and degradation. “Let’s have look at the plasters” he says. … Continue reading →

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>Ode on a bottle

Posted on 2 May, 2008 by jb

> To the tune of “You are my sunshine” You are my piss potMy only piss potMy bladder’s happyWhen you are nearI never knew justHow much I need youSo please don’t takeMy piss pot away They did anyway.

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>Hop tea

Posted on 2 May, 2008 by jb

> Father's Day in Germany is celebrated on Ascension Day (which this year happens to coincide with May Day) It traditionally involves copious amounts of alcohol, revelry and hoonish behaviour, starting early in the morning and continuing until everyone falls … Continue reading →

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>Rivalen der Rennbahn

Posted on 1 May, 2008 by jb

> There used to be a schonky program on German TV called "Rivals of the Racetrack" about family feuding between a bunch of horsey upper class toffs in northern Germany. This is my rival of the racetrack here (the corridor … Continue reading →

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>Mum, I don’t feel well

Posted on 1 May, 2008 by jb

> When your Mum's a nurse, you're up Shit Creek if you try to throw a sickie. "Sick? You're not sick! The folks on Ward 5b are sick. Now get up and get off to school…" This is Semra, pretty … Continue reading →

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