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“Reduced from the outrageous to the merely ridiculous” Bill Leslie would say.

“ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY NINE BLOODY EUROS?” I murmured quietly.

“FROM TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY BLOODY EUROS?”

“This is the cheaper place” sez Ms jb.

“I wouldn’t DREAM of taking you to the OTHER place. You’d probably faint and you’re much too heavy for me to carry…..”

If this is how much ONE of their bloody shoes costs, I’d hate to see how much their sailing boats go for.

Oh

That’s per PAIR.

So I suppose it’s alright, then….