>Two headlines caught my eye this week

Thought: Big helicopter (or multiples thereof) or a small house.
Turns out: that an aviation company in Nelson was relocating to new premises

Thought: Well, hasn’t everyone taken a leak at the swimming pool at some time in their lives and I’ve never experienced any mass hysteria of this nature.
(And you know what they say when spelling “pneumatic” – the “p” is silent as in bathing.)

Turns out: Chlorine gas had escaped

So that’s OK, then….