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Only in America via Reuters

Reminds of the story of an unfortunate bloke standing at the bus stop, waiting for the Number 88.

3 eyes, no arms and just one leg.

Bus comes along (this is proof it isn’t a true story – the Number 88 NEVER came along…), conductor looks quizzically at the chap and says.

“Ey Ey Ey, you look ‘armless enough, ‘op on”

I’ll get me coat….