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Tag Archives: True Stories
> Jake used to work in tourism on Grand Cayman in the Caribbean and has been asked some very dumb questions What are those lumps on the water? (Um, waves). How deep do you have to go to dive under … Continue reading
> There’s a new stair lift on the market.It’s so fast, it gets you to the top of the stairs before you forget why you wanted to go there in the first place.
> …an dynamo-powered iPhone charger, because Steve Jobs doesn’t acknowledge that the iPhone has a battery-life problem. Or at least not until Apple’s engineers come up with a wireless energy transfer concept that only works with their product…..
> And this is how I fold them
> True story, told by a woman I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of lettuce A 2 lb. can of … Continue reading
> There are distinct similarities between trying to dispose of a 5 year old Sony 32″ flat-screen TV and some 40+ year old Douglas A4 Skyhawk ground attack aircraft. Ours cost €1500, it’s now worth sod-all and threepence and you … Continue reading
> Ms jb’s lurking around the Origins store in the Manhattan Village Mall. Despite having a really good tan, she’s looking for a bronzing cream. “Not an EXTREME one” she says ” I don’t want to end up looking like … Continue reading
> Thatcher is dining out with her Cabinet Waitress: Would you like to order, Prime Minister? Margaret Thatcher: Steak, please. Waitress: How would you like it? Margaret Thatcher: Raw Waitress: And what about the vegetables? Margaret Thatcher: They’ll have the … Continue reading