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Ms jb’s lurking around the Origins store in the Manhattan Village Mall.
Despite having a really good tan, she’s looking for a bronzing cream.
“Not an EXTREME one” she says ” I don’t want to end up looking like an Indian. I mean, a RED Indian. Ohmygod, I’m SO sorry.”
“That’s OK” says the Origins consultant.
I think his name was Mr Singh…..
You Must Be From Away 
>Tell Mrs. JB that Native American Indians look really, really cool.