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Monthly Archives: April 2010
>Yo ho ho and a bottle of…..
> …. blood. And assorted knee gunk. Up to 700ml so far. No wonder I’m feeling a bit woozy…. Posted using BlogPress
>Feeling a bit of a drip
> So it wasn’t the meniscus after all Whatever it was that was fycking up my knee got cut out anyway. I suppose I’ll find out what it was at some stage…. Posted using BlogPress
>"Eeeee" she said
> It looks offal. I mean – awful” Definitely the former – fried tripe. Which is cows’ stomach. Quite excellent. We had it a lot when I was a kid. You didn’t earn a lot in the New Zealand Army … Continue reading
>The road less travelled….
> Out on the bike today, zipping around the vineyards over to Oppenheim which is an easy-ish 22km with a few decent gradients. Between Zornheim and Mommenheim, there’s the most seductive concreted farm road. It drops away from 230m ASL … Continue reading
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>They’re kidding, right? Right…?
>. If you want to vote in the state elections in North Rhein-Westfalia and you’re visually impaired, you can request free assistance from the BSVNRW. Which is the Organisation for the Blind and Partially Sighted. Except it’s not free. In … Continue reading
Just imagine…
…having to eat something like this. It’s the Kentucky Fried Chicken “Double Down” sandwich. 2 slices each of plastic cheese and bacon between 2 crumbed and deep fried chicken breasts Not forgetting the dollop of “The Colonel’s Secret Sauce”, of … Continue reading
>As easy as falling off a Logue
> I’ll admit to being a bit of a fan of Popdose. Actually, I’ve liked Jeff Giles’ writing and musical taste since his classic Jefitoblog and his Editor-in-Chief-ship at Popdose seems to keep the troops in line. Except for this … Continue reading
Man admits having sex with horse and donkey
Requesting he be released on bail, defence counsel Amar Mehta said: “The defendant does not have a stable address.” Probably a good thing, too
>A SQL query walks into a bar.
> He approaches two tables and asks “Mind if I join you?” Tables: “Normally, we’d say yes, but we’re just here for the view.”
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