Work in the EU? Use the UK one.
Want the warm fuzzy feeling when the girl at Immigration in Auckland says “Welcome home, John”? Use the New Zealand one.
But they are sure to also conjure up memories of the notorious SS, who terrorised Europe during the war. Hitler’s personal protection squad wore a jet black uniform”
Yes, I know that it’s the Daily Star.
Yes, I know that the majority of their readers show distinct signs of inbreeding and have an IQ only marginally higher than their (UK, not continental) shoe size.
What worries me is that there are close to 2 million of them, with sky-rocketing circulation growth.
What worries me even more is that their readers believe the Daily Star’s self- aggrandisement:
“The hottest news of the day is delivered in a characteristically outspoken style, highly visual, yet with the insight and perception of British journalism at its best.”
It’s at times like this that I feel like biting into my desk….
“Insight and perception” my arse