Looking for a snazzy rotary peeler from JosephJoseph in a cookery store in Mainz.
Ask someone who looks as if they could be in charge whether they stock the JosephJoseph line.
Not “We don’t, but maybe I can help you find an alternative”
Not “What is it that you’re looking for? Maybe we can get it for you”
Which is the same as telling me to fuck off.
Which is what I did….