Not a problem!
Become a helicopter!
This is a true story:
Dutch guy’s pet cat dies, so he puts it in the freezer until he works out what to do with it.
Has a brainwave, involving a taxidermist, a quadricopter and a remote control.
It’s certainly going to result in some paranoid members of the Aves species.
“It’s following me…break right, break right….!”
Interview on CBC’s “As it happens” here
You Must Be From Away 
I suppose we could make Boz into a scooter but oh, the nightmares.
Freakin’ good, keep’em coming !
This is SO weird! Guess cats don’t count in the following Peta quote:
Gary Yourofsky
Humane Education Lecturer
“What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members.”
– The Toledo Blade (June 24, 2001)