Too true

Money can’t buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

Forgive your enemy, but remember the prick’s name.

If you help someone when they’re in trouble, they’ll remember you when they’re in trouble again.

Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again neither does milk.

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