…in the UK workplace.

Can’t have a real Christmas tree. Pine needles are hazardous.

Can’t have tinsel. Dangerous.

Can’t have sprinkles on cupcakes. Poisonous.

The Chief Executive of Health and Safety said on Sky TV:

“I’ve a real Christmas tree in my office, everyone has tinsel draped over their computers and if sprinkles are food quality, of COURSE you can use them”

In other words: BOLLOCKS to you jobsworths