…Ms YMBFA hadn’t torn ligaments and suffered a Weber A fracture of the ankle two weeks back, I would be at this concert.
I would have flown to Boston, today hired a car, driven up to Portsmouth, stayed at the Marriott, had a late lunch at the Black Birch in Kittery, driven up to Portland, had pre-concert oysters at Eventide, seen the concert, driven back to Portsmouth and finished off the evening at the Portsmouth Brewery.
Because of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcNDzBRxawM
As it is, I’m stuck here, emptying bedpans.
Not that I mind, of course
You Must Be From Away 
Buy some good beer, turn the lights off & the stereo up loud.
“Free Fallin’.” The best.
I moved to LA in 1988. Free Fallin’ came out in 1989. This is the San Fernando Valley I lived in then. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A