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>Truth in advertising

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>"Maybe we should buy a house in Florida"

>….I said. “This article in Fortune magazine says they’re as cheap as chips. Save flying halfway around the world in winter” “Not a bad idea” says Ms jb “but FLORIDA?” She’s of course. Back to the drawing board….. Posted using … Continue reading

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>Broken aeroplane

> ….and what goes as an “overnight kit” for business class passengers in this day and age. Can someone tell me how I’m meant to get my eyeshadow off? No cleansing lotion? Nothing?

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>The big advantage….

>… of being deplaned at 2 in the morning and shoved into a 1970s hotel for 5 hours is that you get to see “Ladies and Gentlemen – the Rolling Stones” again. Haven’t seen it? Buy it – you’ve never … Continue reading

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>What’s wrong with this picture?

>We pushed back from the gate 2 hours ago, nosebags are on and I can see people walking around outside. And the doors are open. Appears that one of the engines has fallen off, so they’re glueing it back on … Continue reading

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>Don’t give Speights to your mates…

> There’s a good reason why they say “Don’t give Speights to your mates”, but NITRIC ACID? Maybe young Rute over at Tangerine has an explanation. Although I’m not quite sure if she’s over the drinking age yet….

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>He’s either extremely stupid….

> … or extemely crafty and sly. Karl Theodor Maria Nikolaus Johann Jacob Philipp Franz Joseph Sylvester Freiherr von und zu Guttenberg is Germany’s Defence Minister. Bright as a button, young (turns 40 this year), high flying politician. Such a … Continue reading

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>Whoosh….

> There’s a new stair lift on the market.It’s so fast, it gets you to the top of the stairs before you forget why you wanted to go there in the first place.

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>Hunter S. Thompson meets O’Reilly

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>T-shirt of the week

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