Author Archives: jb

>In the fine tradition….

Posted on 29 October, 2009 by jb

> ….of the “skip every second line” in performance reviews (below), Arnold Schwarzenegger does it with style Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be foundhard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, withoutwasting company time talking to colleagues. … Continue reading →

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>The benefits of age

Posted on 29 October, 2009 by jb

> Damian Christie over at Public Address laments about his never having walked the Auckland Harbour Bridge and is going the rather masochistic route of running a HALF MARATHON in order to fulfill his dream. Silly boy. I did it … Continue reading →

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>Honesty in advertising #2

Posted on 29 October, 2009 by jb

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>Honesty in advertising

Posted on 28 October, 2009 by jb

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>And I thought….

Posted on 27 October, 2009 by jb

> ..that Mrs jb’s shoes were expensive. Shame that yellow’s not my colour….

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>Cannot calculate circular reference

Posted on 26 October, 2009 by jb

> That’s what Excel would say to this. Unless, of course, it’s a street sign in South Tyrol, where everything’s in German and Italian. That could be it…

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>Subway map for a 3 year old

Posted on 26 October, 2009 by jb

> HT to kottke.org

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>I ablute in the morning, actually…

Posted on 25 October, 2009 by jb

> The routine 3’s appear to be practiced at a different time south of the Alps. Maybe they get up late. A touch of inadvertent grossness in Austria with the usual Denglish background

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>Gets better all the time…

Posted on 24 October, 2009 by jb

> Now, HERE’s a latte machiatto served by a really hot flossy in a cafe in Bolzano. She appears to have taken a liking to me. Nice labrador, she had. And a very stylish white cane…..

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>Pit stop

Posted on 23 October, 2009 by jb

> Scene/seen at the Bar Senesi in Bolzano. Dude fronts up, orders an espresso macchiato, drinks it on zero seconds flat, pays his €1 and is gone quicker than a farter out of church…

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