Category Archives: Bad joke alert

Truth in advertising…Not

Posted on 3 February, 2014 by jb
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Blame it on the bookie.

Posted on 2 February, 2014 by jb

Cousin Dave strikes again with a VERY obscure one… I had a bet on three horses today called Sunshine, Moonlight and Good Times.   Not one of them won.   I blame it on the bookie. Here’s a hint for … Continue reading →

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This is not a music collection…..

Posted on 9 January, 2014 by jb

  Years ago, I flew to Miami on Lauda Air* next to a guy called Fritz Egner who had a TV program on the national networks. (Called “Dingsda” – Thingamabob and  they got really young kids to explain a word … Continue reading →

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It was tense……

Posted on 5 January, 2014 by jb
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Christmas Carol time – The Holly and the IV

Posted on 25 December, 2013 by jb

 

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Job Application

Posted on 11 December, 2013 by jb

BUNNINGS [US equivalet: Home Depot] JOB APPLICATION This is an actual job application that a 75-year-old pensioner submitted to Bunnings Hardware in Burleigh Heads. They hired him because he was so funny…. NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard) SEX: Not lately, … Continue reading →

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Kultcha

Posted on 29 November, 2013 by jb

€22 for 2 even with a senior discount As Ms jb’s mum would have said ” Es wird nicht billiger, es wird immer Dürer…”.

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Ever had your pick nicked?

Posted on 19 November, 2013 by jb

A teddy bear is working on a building site. He goes for his tea break and when he returns,he notices his pick has been stolen. The bear goes ballistic and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins ” … Continue reading →

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No wonder she lost her court case…..

Posted on 30 October, 2013 by jb

Didn’t have a leg to stand on…

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Cousin Dave strikes again – the next in a series of n

Posted on 29 October, 2013 by jb

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while … then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” She asks … “What … Continue reading →

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