Category Archives: Bloody hell

This is a bit of a worry…

Posted on 10 June, 2015 by jb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=229&v=99vKv3-FHY8 Sounds like she means it, too….

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Those clever people who run FIFA….

Posted on 1 June, 2015 by jb

The Onion, a satirical website, ran a story last week about the DoJ indictments and the FIFA executive being panicked into bringing the games forward (by 3 years…) to start on 27 May 2015 and be hosted by the USA … Continue reading →

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My son Augustus…

Posted on 22 May, 2015 by jb

My son Augustus, in the street, one day,Was feeling quite exceptionally merry. A stranger asked him: “Can you tell me, pray, The quickest way to Brompton Cemetery?” “The quickest way? You bet I can!” said Gus, And pushed the fellow … Continue reading →

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When you think it can’t get any worse…

Posted on 15 April, 2015 by jb

…up pops Ribery. This mob wouldn’t be out of place on any “Most Wanted” poster…

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Now you see her…..

Posted on 13 January, 2015 by jb

…..now you don’t. Was Angela Merkel photoshopped out because she’s German? Or is it because she’s a woman? Either way, the people the Israeli Haredi daily HaMevaser newspaper represents appear to be fucking idiots

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Didn’t know Cousin Ruth drives a Honda….

Posted on 1 January, 2015 by jb

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My first biathlon

Posted on 5 December, 2014 by jb

I appear to have woken at a depth of 35m, shot up to sea level like a cork, swum frantically to shore at great speed and then made good pace around Sam’s track. When my bike finally arrives, I’ll go … Continue reading →

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You look armless enough…..

Posted on 14 August, 2014 by jb

…why don’t you fly the airplane…” You really couldn’t make this up….. Pilot lost control of plane when artificial arm became detached Flybe has instigated a number of extra safety checks after one of its pilots lost control of a … Continue reading →

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You know you’re in America…

Posted on 12 August, 2014 by jb

…when these are “1/4 Kiddie” size ice creams. Two scoops. “Normal” size is a 5 scoop monstrosity. Then again – what’s normal around here…? Hodgies’s ice cream parlour in Amesbury, MA

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