You Must Be From Away

Hausfrau. Err….ex-Hausfrau

Posted on 8 November, 2011 by jb

Our friend Helen has declared that a career change is impending.

Auf Wiedersehen, Hausfrau-Dasein.

The cats can turn feral.

I think I’ve found just the job for her…..

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Tunes for a Tuesday – 8 November 2011

Posted on 8 November, 2011 by jb

The Wind – Billy Bob Thornton – Enjoy Every Sandwich: the Songs of Warren Zevon [Listen]
She’s Leaving Home – Billy Bragg – Reaching To The Converted [Listen]
Cummings – Hone Tuwhare – Classic New Zealand Poets In Performance [Listen]
Marshall Chess Interview – Marshall Chess Interview – The Chess Story 1947-1975 (Interview) [Listen]
Blue Peter – Mike Oldfield – 70’s [Listen]
I Don’t Want to Walk Around with You – The Ramones – John Peel – a Tribute [Listen]
Not on This Earth – Robbie Williams – Greatest Hits 2002 [Listen]
I Feel Good – Ronnie Hawkins & the Hawks – Roulette Years [Listen]
Miss the Mississippi and You – Rosanne Cash – The List [Listen]
Bodies – Sex Pistols – Filthy Lucre Live [Listen]

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Inner peace – a user guide

Posted on 8 November, 2011 by jb

I’m passing this on because it worked for me today.

A Dr. on TV said to have inner peace we should always finish things we start & we all could use more calm in our lives.

I looked around my house to find things I’d started & hadn’t finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz.

Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now.

Sned this to all who need inner piss.

An telum u luvum!

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Limericks for a Lundi – 7 November 2011

Posted on 7 November, 2011 by jb

A bookworm in Kennebunk, Me.,
Found pleasure in reading Monte.,
He also liked Poe
And Daniel Defoe,
But the telephone book caused him pe.

There’s a girl out in Ann Arbor, Mich.,
To meet whom I never would wich.
She’d gobble ice cream
Till with colic she’d scream,
Then order another big dich.

As he filled up the order book pp.,
He said, “I should get higher ww.”
So he struck for more pay,
But alas, now, they say,
He is sweeping out elephants’ cc.

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