You Must Be From Away

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner, a New
Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a
Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New
Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a
Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a
Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a
Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a
Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a
Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a
Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a
Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an
Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a
Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an
Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a
Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa
Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a
Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47 Africans [Africa being a country, as we – and Sarah Palin – all know] walk into a fine restaurant….

“I’m sorry,” said the maître d’ after he had scrutinized the group one by one  “You can’t come in here without a Thai…..”

HT MQOC