>Gin makes you sin…..

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…but whiksy makes you friksy

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>OK. So how was I supposed to know….

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…that this Joan Miro was a bloke?

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>A charge of abashed cartage

>Classic piece of machine translation (French to English via Portuguese..?)

 A charge of abashed cartage acquired the baby aircraft to lose antithesis and tip over in mid-air during an centralized flight in the Democratic Republic of Congo.

And

The abashed air hostess abrupt appear the cockpit, followed by the passengers

Rest here

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>Tom Petty. 60. Bugger me.

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Ed Marks was my mate Gary’s stepson.

He turned up in the summer of 1977 with a Eurorail pass and disappeared for long stretches, returning with obscure albums (“I saw this album that featured Davie Bowie’s drummer’s brother in Stockholm – I think I’ll go back and get it…”) and lurid (“Don’t tell Mom…”) stories.

At some stage, he said “There’s this really good new band. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. Sort of rock’n’roll boogie. I think you’d like him”

Rarely was a truer word spoken….

“American Girl” – the purest pop song in existence.

Well, she was an American girl
Raised on promises
She couldn’t help thinkin’
That there was a little more to life somewhere else

After all it was a great big world
With lots of places to run to
And if she had to die tryin’
She had one little promise she was gonna keep

O yeah, all right
Take it easy, baby
Make it last all night
She was an American girl

Well, it was kind of cold that night
She stood alone on her balcony
Yeah, she could hear the cars roll by
Out on 441 like waves crashin’ on the beach

And for one desperate moment
There he crept back in her memory
God it’s so painful when something that’s so close
Is still so far out of reach

O yeah, all right
Take it easy, baby
Make it last all night
She was an American girl

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>Oh we get it — you don’t have to learn to play better…

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“We’re going to open an existing song. Now imagine a group of kids have gotten together to jam in their garage, and every recorded to a drum loop. Now I think it’s going to be clear that these guys are going to need a little help.” Ouch, lots of off time playing. “Kind of mess, right? Well the problem is the rhythm, everyone is playing sloppy. Drums are great, they’re the only thing in the song that’s right.” 

Oh we get it — you don’t have to learn to play better — GarageBand will fix it for you.

The enemy of the best is the good enough

Live from the Back to Mac press conference

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>Absolutely…

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>Don’t the trees look like crucified thieves…..

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>"Attention travellers"

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Says the treacly voice on the PA at LAX and continues

“You are not required to give money to solicitors”

Trying telling that to my lawyer…..

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>Intelligentsia, Venice Beach, CA

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Exactly 56 minutes after touchdown.

Immigration, collect luggage, negotiate
Customs, pick up rental car, drive 7.2 miles in 14 minutes.

Get a doppio on the house for my heroic feat

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>Interviewing a wheelie bin

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Student filmmakers in Devonport

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