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He approaches two tables and asks “Mind if I join you?”
Tables: “Normally, we’d say yes, but we’re just here for the view.”
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He approaches two tables and asks “Mind if I join you?”
Tables: “Normally, we’d say yes, but we’re just here for the view.”
>An 8/9/10 (?) year old philosophises:
If you fall off a 500 ft cliff ,the first 499 are fun the last one not so good.
HT David Slack and progeny
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…..why My Mate The Professor has no hair.
Over the years, he’s torn it all out in exasperation.
I suffered irreparable follicle damage yesterday, too.
It went like this:
Albert Lee‘s playing at the Rex in Lorsch, MMTP is doing what professors do at University far away, but his missus says she’ll tag along.
She’s very sweet, really quite clued up and if we hadn’t worked together years ago I’d never have met MMTP, which gets her no end of brownie points.
But sometimes she’s a bit of a challenge.
Call up Ms. MMTP on Monday and get her voice mail
“I’m back in the office on February 4”
Last month or next year?
We arrange to meet at a restaurant we’ve been to before in Lorsch at 6:30.
6:30
6:40
6:45
Cellphone rings.
“WHERE were we meeting…?”
So she decides to take the doggy bag to the car before the concert.
Off we traipse.
“This doesn’t look right” she says after we’ve been walking for about 5 minutes ” I’m sure I parked outside whatsitsname”
Ask someone where whatitsname is.
Turn around, walk back to the restaurant and there it is.
Opposite direction from our original trek and you can almost SEE it from the restaurant.
And after the concert, we’re walking back to the car and she’s muttering “Now, where’s my key? I KNOW it was in here somewhere. This bag’s the fashion equivalent of the Bermuda Triangle…”
The concert?
Excellent as always.
And of course it’s of great comfort to see people on stage who are older than oneself (or if they’re not, they look it..)
New album out, for once with a decent artwork and all covers – everything from John Hiatt to Ray Charles via Steely Dan, with a bit of Carole King and Little Feat thrown in for good measure.
Played
Don’t – Elvis’s version
although I’ve become more attached to David Gilmour’s reading.
Rad Gumbo – here’s Little Feat’s version although anything in the post-Lowell George era doesn’t do a lot for me.
Proof here, with a 35 year old live “Dixie Chicken”.
Didn’t do “Man of Constant Sorrow”, so here’s Rod’s version (pushing 40 years, as we speak) ad how could he without a mandolin.
And that was fascinating, too.
Just a single Stratocaster, which Gerry Hogan gets to use when Albert’s on piano. None of this prima donna “Ineedadifferentguitarforeverysong” stuff.
And “Can your Grandpa rock and roll like this?”
Albert can.
And did you know that he played on Marc Benno’s “Lost in Austin”
Me neither, until someone in the “get stuff signed” queue told me.
Quite appropriate, although Ms MMTP was more “Lost in Lorsch”
Don’t think anyone’s written it yet…..
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Age discrimination is something quite different
Standing in the check-out queue at the supermarket, carrying a carton with some plants – no sweat, hardly noticing the weight – and the cashier says:
“You can put them down here if you like. Saves you carrying them for too long”
This is the non-mobile version of someone offering me their seat in the tram.
That’s something that I do for decrepit looking oldies or mums with kids.
Or – if everyone else is enthralled by something on the floor or outside the tram – I’m the one who says “OK, who’s going to offer their seat to mum and her baby?”
Do I really look that decrepit?
Guess I must do.
Bugger this.
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I’ve reposted this, because Blogger took it down this week.
Someone’s complained to them that content in this post infringes copyright.
I have no idea how – the link died years ago and I don’t think merely mentioning a band equates to copyright infringement.
Maybe it does these days
Mix and Match #6
[Disclaimer: The mixes and the majority of the tracks from all of these mixtapes are the originals from the late 70’s/early mid 80’s. Vinyl to tape. Play a couple of hundred times. Tape to mp3. Snap, crackle, pop and hums are free of charge]
How about that. No Phil Collins. For a change.
But lots of live stuff and a few obscure ones
Chris Hillman did some truly fine stuff post-Byrds/post-FBB’s. “Clear Sailin” is a true treasure trove.
And I can’t hear “4th Street” without wondering where Fred Dagg disappeared to..
Corny bloody tie-in between ” Free” the song and “Free” the band – sorry ’bout that.
Jimmy Buffet was supposed to provide material assistance in the leg-over department with this one, but I don’t recall it ever having a positive effect. (Knowing his lyrics helps if you go to his restaurant in Key West. The menu’s like – “Cheeseburger, just like in the song” and everyone’s going… lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes – what comes after french fried potatoes, fuckit oh yeah , big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer”
Way (way,way, way) before mp3 blogs, there were pirate tapes in Singapore and Bangkok. Listened to “Take it easy” on my brick-like Walkman on the flight out and all of a sudden, you knew whose band it was when Joe Walsh comes ripping through like an Egyptian plague at the end.
“Angel” gets it right on every level – lyrics like “My old man is another child that’s grown old” and buzzing slide when she sings “There’s flies in the kitchen”, bending notes like a pedal steel. Real stuff.
ARS can do soft stuff, too.
The rest of them- tick, tick, BIG tick for “Rolene” (I have NO idea how I stumbled over Moon Martin – glad I did) and then Joe Ely. What a guy. I found out years later that he was in the Flatlanders,
Together with Butch Hancock. Check out next Friday’s “31 Songs” for some more of that stuff.
Growin’ up – Bruce Springsteen from Greetings from Asbury Park,N.J.
Gringo – Little Feat from Hoy-Hoy!
Seen the lights go out on Broadway – Billy Joel from Songs in the attic
Playing the fool – Chris Hillman from Clear sailin’
Traditional air – Fred Dagg from Greatest Hits
Positively 4th Street – Bob Dylan from More Bob Dylan Greatest Hits
For free – Joni Mitchell from Miles of aisles
On My Way – Free from Highway
Why don’t we get drunk – Jimmy Buffett from A White Sport Coat and A Pink Crustacean
Take it easy – Eagles from Live
Southbound train – Crosby & Nash from David Crosby & Graham Nash
Angel From Montgomery – Bonnie Raitt from No Nukes
Conversation – Atlanta Rhythm Section from Back up against the wall
Jessie’s girl – Rick Springfield from Working class dog
Take it to the limit – Eagles from Live
Sing My Songs To Me – Jackson Browne from For Everyman
For Everyman – Jackson Browne from For Everyman
Tonight I feel so far away from home – Steve Forbert from Alive on arrival
Brown eyes – Fleetwood Mac from Tusk
America – Simon & Garfunkel from Almost Famous
Rolene – Moon Martin from Escape from domination
Smoke from a distant fire – Sanford and Townsend from Smoke From A Distant Fire
Musta notta gotta lotta – Joe Ely from Musta notta gotta lotta
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