>Tunes for a Tuesday – 29 July 2008

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The Particles  – Dresses and Shoes from The Particles Anthology
A New Funky Generation Feat. Marika – Lubumba ’98 from Café Del Mar Vol. 5
The Grimethorpe Colliery Band – There’s more important things in life from Brassed Off
Amazing Rhythm Aces – What kind of love is this from How The Hell Do You Spell Ryhthm?
Greg Johnson – Save Yourself from Here Comes The Caviar
Daniel Lanois – Beatrice from For The Beauty Of Wynona
Ivor Cutler – The Curse from Velvet Donkey
Little Name – How To Swim And Live from How To Swim And Live
Calexico – Black Heart from Feast Of Wire
frYars – The Ides from The Demos So Far
Mack Manuel, Jesse Legé & The Lake Charles Ramblers – Special Du Club Soixante-Treize (Club 73 Special) from The Rough Guide To Cajun Dance
Lou Reed – Sick Of You from New York
The Byrds – Old John Robertson from The Notorious Byrd Brothers [Remastered]
JJB Sports Leyland Band – Langford / Famous British Marches from American Salute
Ramblin’ Jack Elliot – Salt Pork, West Virginia from Rolling Thunder Review – 8/12/75 – NYC
The Long Blondes – Weekend Without Make Up from Weekend Without Make Up – Single
Shona Laing – (Glad I’m) Not A Kennedy from Nature’s Best 1

Elvis Presley – Crawfish from The Complete 1950s Masters Vol 4
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>No point crying over spelt beer

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Spelt (Triticum spelta) is a species of wheat that flourished from the Bronze Age to medieval times and then faded away to become a relict crop.

It’s still grown quite widely around these parts – the German name is Dinkel – and it’s a good substitute for wheat if you have a gluten intolerance.

More importantly, they make beer out of it, substituting it for barley.

This one’s from the Benedictine monastery in Plankstetten and very nice it is too.

And here’s a true story.

Walking through the countryside with an English speaking friend when he asked what type of cereal crop we were walking past.

“Dinkel” I said. “Spelt”

“D – I – N – K- E – L, I suppose” he said…….

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>Don’t ask me …..(about "Kana")

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This is just too good to miss – a 1980’s Estonian advert for a Chicken McNuggets slurry that you stuff with something and then coat with chunks of something and then devour with pleasure.

But doesn’t that chook look nervous….

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Happiness is…..

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….finding this book.

We had a lot of cricket books in our house.

A few novels – C.S. Forester (of whom Ernest Hemingway is quoted as saying, “I recommend Forester to everyone literate I know.”) and Nevil Shute – but mostly cricket books.

Most of them were biographical/autobiographical of players of the the immediate pre- and postwar periods and they were good enough reading.

But one always fascinated me.

It was the account of the epic England tour of Australia in 1954/55.

It’s a ball-by-ball, handwritten scorecard of the five test matches, with a rather jingoist text by Crawford White; understandable in the context of the era and the fact that England – having been comprehensively thrashed in the first match – came back to win the next 3 tests and clinch the series.

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But Dad died, Mum remarried and sold the house and the books all disappeared.

So imagine my delight finding the book in a second hand bookshop a while back.

The moment I flipped the page open at the 3rd test, I was transported back to my childhood….

“From the happy position of being 75 for 2 at the start of the day, Australia were all out for 111 in exactly 79 minutes of unremitting violence.”

Here’s the man who applied that “unremitting violence” – Frank Tyson, a 25 year old university student.

His diary of the tour – “Eye of the Typhoon“ – is an exceptionally erudite document that goes deep into the social and economic fabric of 1950s society of Australia and England.

Career didn’t last long – just look at the stress he’s putting on that right leg after his delivery – but at the time (and for years afterwards), he was the fastest bowler in the world.

100 mph or so.

Unremitting violence, indeed

(Oh,and the reception that his mother said in this interview that she was sure to would get on his return? Nothing. Not the right “class” of person in that era of Gentlemen and Players)

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>Yeah, but what tune?

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“What a deal”, I thought.

Reduced in price AND extra functions.

Couldn’t work out where to fit the batteries, though, and I pressed all manner of buttons without getting a sound out of them, so I asked the shop assistant.

Turns out it’s the name of the fashion brand.

How embarrassing…….

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>Out of the mouths of babes….

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Luzie looks as if butter – or in this case, beetroot – wouldn’t melt in her mouth.

Don’t bet on it.

Granny’s birthday today and Grandad’s boss popped in for a cup of coffee.

Everyone’s chatting away, kids are behaving tolerably and then there’s one of those momentary hushes during which Luzie pipes up with:


“He‘s got a big stomach“

Which is true. Looks as if he’s swallowed a cannonball.

Gran goes “Gulp”, Mum goes the colour of Luzie’s tongue, Grandad looks as if a barrowload of bricks has landed on his head and someone rapidly goes into retrieval mode with:


“Grandad’s got a big stomach, too”

“Yes, but his is BIGGER….”

Oh dear……

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>A touch of grey

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Had one of those birthdays a while back and – while I’m nowhere nearly in the same league as Methuselah Whatley (“I am a man of great age”…) – you do start become aware of your own mortality.

Especially when 2 of the guys you used to work with fall off the perch within days of each other last week.

At this rate, our old boss – 91 – is going to outlive us all….

But there was a nice touch on Trollo’s death notice.

He would have said ‘Ah, I didn’t make it, dear’

Goes back decades.

Trollo was the nicest bloke, but he was just SO bloody lazy.
He’d wait until someone – mostly his wife, but he’d try it on in the office (a cattle prod on the testicles from Hannibal cured him of that trick…) – got up and he’d say “While you’re up, could you….”

But once he did endeavour to pull his weight at home.

Big tray of glasses needed carrying into the kitchen and he got cajoled into helping out

“Do you think you can make it?” his wife asks.

“We’ll see” he says, followed by a horrendously loud sound of breaking glass.

Head pops around the door.

“Ah, I didn’t make it, dear”

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>Crikey, I thought…

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…they REALLY must want to get rid of this stuff.

But I think I’ll wait until it’s reduced again.

So if this is Phase Eight of the sales, the next one would be Phase Nine, no?

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>Hardly at all….

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Booked ahead the other week to take The Mob out to quite a nice restaurant.

Being The Mob, we all enjoyed ourselves immensely which occasionally involves an ever-so-slight increase in the db level.

Waitress turns up after a bit and promptly replaces the “Reserved” sign with one saying “Rowdy”

Oooops

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>Tunes for a Tuesday – 22 July 2008

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The Wallflowers – One Headlight from Bringing Down The Horse
Eluvium – Requiem On Frankfort Ave from Copia
Troubled Minds – Under My Thumb from Top Of The Dial
The Temptations – I Can’t Get Next to You from Billboard Top 100 Hits Of 1969
Sam Prekop – Between Outside from Who’s Your New Professor?
Buena Vista Social Club – El Cuarto de Tula from Buena Vista Social Club
Bap – Ens em Vertraue from Für usszeschnigge
Pam Tillis – After A Kiss from Happy Texas – Music From The Miramax Motion Picture
Chad & Jeremy – A Summer Song from Billboard Top 100 Hits Of 1964
PJ Harvey – Wang Dang Doodle from The Peel Sessions 1991-2004
Chk Chk Chk – Must Be The Moon from Myth Taker
Four Preps – Got A Girl from Billboard Top 100 of 1960
Amerie – Gotta Work from Because I Love It
Hesperus – Dame, Se Vous M’Estes from Neo-Medieval
Cast – Compared to you from Magic Hour
Muddy Waters – Herbert Harper’s Free Press News from Electric Mud
Robbie Williams – It It’s Hurting You from Greatest Hits 2002
Sheryl Crow – God Bless This Mess from Detours
Laura Veirs – Secret Someones
Pink Floyd – Outside the Wall from The Wall

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