>Brainfarts II

>As if the newspapers weren’t full of clemency applications for RAF terrorists, the sudden realisation that life as we know it on Planet Earth is slowly grinding to a halt and Bayern Munich losing 7 games this season (which – from my perspective – is anything but a disaster), a minor politician with an advanced case of profile neurosis is calling for

a ban on smoking in cars.

In this country….

…it’s illegal to drive without a seatbelt.
The law isn’t enforced.

…it’s illegal to use a mobile phone while driving.
The law isn’t enforced.

I read of Helen Clark’s reaction in a similar situation

“Bring me empirical and quantifiable evidence that there’s a problem and I’ll look at it. Then we’ll see if we can enforce it and THEN will I consider proposing legislation.”

Go, Helen!

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>Are you gormless?

>You don’t have to be and Ikea’s the place to solve your woes.

A mere 15.38 Euros will get you a Gorm – a “regal” one, no less which should advance you post haste into the queue for the throne.

I think.

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>I’ll have the Jumped of Calf Bulge, thanks

>I’ve just booked at L’Auberge des Pins in Bandol over Easter.

I’m not so sure anymore

It does ..“proposes a neat kitchen” (which is the least I would expect. I’m a stickler for neatness.)

It’s the “of soil traditional and regional” that’s a bit worrying.

The rest of it sounds interesting, though

Room of restaurant with chimney evenings of winter

1 large veranda of 120 forks and spoons, the tables close to the fountain to refresh itself there in summer.

3 Menus with the choice + 1 small child

Special menus formulates “Very included/understood” starting from 12 people and going from 22, 29, 36 and 43 €.

Country dresser for Marriages, Banquets with 49 € from 40 to 120 people

The menu has some interesting stuff on it, that’s for sure.

Jumped of Calf Bulge, for a start.

But on second thoughts, I think I’ll just have the 1 small child.

Medium rare would be just fine….

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>How much should music cost?

>Andrew Dubber variously over at

New Music Strategies
The Wireless

Eponymous

is mostly a pretty clued up guy.

Mostly.

I think he’s wrong on this one, though.

He reckons that the normal laws of economics don’t apply to digital downloads.

I think they do

Then again – being an absolute exotic for my demographic grouping, where my contemporaries appear to be listening to muzak or Barry Manilow (is there a difference?), while I like the Pipettes, Weezer and the Decemberists and pretty much anything else I get thrown – I might be wrong

So – for what it’s worth – here’s my contribution to the debate.

Dubber

You’re wrong in saying that the normal rules of supply and demand no longer apply digital music.
They do. It’s just that we’re all a little unsure of what constitutes supply and demand these days.

We do know that it’s not a zero sum game. (The beverages industry is a good example of this – drink more Coke, drink less coffee, tea, beer, whatever. Proven fact.)

I have more music than I can ever listen to from a wide range of sources – I’ve got a couple of months worth on iTunes, a basement full of vinyl and CDs, I stream Last.FM and I can rip that all day long if I want to. I’ve got Dylan’s TTRH, I can get all the music I can eat from Hypecast plus stuff from guys like you and Jefito.

It’s all free from a marginal cost perspective and almost free from a time perspective if you use something like DownThemAll on mp3 blogs

That’s supply.

Where does demand kick in?

Right about when you start hearing stuff that clicks and you want to find some more of the same. Or when you look forward to Fridays for Jeffito’s Mixtapes and are prepared to go to great lengths to avoid missing a single episode. Or the daily Wireless fix.

So am I prepared to pay for a tidal wave of music of – in some cases – dubious quality?
No.
Would I be prepared to pay for someone’s work/taste/expertise/access in providing music I’m likely going to like and – even better – hear new stuff that’s going to excite me?
Probably.
So the demand is going to be for service –selective aggregation, taste guru, Good MP3 Guide, referral service or whatever you want to call it.

You don’t want to drink bad wine (or beer) any more than you want to have to wade through bad or mediocre (same thing) music.

Which is why there’s a plethora of Good Pub/Beer/Restaurant/B&B Guides.


Why do I navigate religiously via the Good Beer Guide? Because I’ve determined that it’s never let me down and I wouldn’t expect it to in the future. I’m quite happy to pay full retail for the book and – if they put up the price – I’d STILL buy it.

So how much to pay for your music?

Have a look at Library Thing
Seems like a fair way of doing things – you set the price that you’d like to achieve and find out whether the market agrees with you as to the value of the service you’re providing.

How do the artists get paid? They don’t directly.
They benefit from people like ourselves being pointed specifically in their direction by the Taste Gurus of this world and they set their own prices for their own delivery service (if they’re indie). Or they get signed up on the basis of market place demand.

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>Brathering. Noun? Gerund?

>

This is a Brathering.*

It’s a herring that’s been gutted, fried and marinated in brine. Very tasty. Seriously.

It’s the pronunciation that’s a bit tricky.

For Anglo-Saxons, it’s “gathering” with a “b”.

For Germans, it’s Brat (fried) Hering (herring).

Two words, joined in the middle.

It’ll trip you up every time when you’re new to the game.

Turn the clock back 30 some years to my first week of work in Germany.

New to the game.

Totally innocent of these semantic nuances, I’m in the canteen where they have this strange object on the menu. (A lot of objects were strange in those days….)

So I ask the obvious question:

“Was ist ein Brathering?”

Anglo-Saxon pronunciation inclusive.

Much rolling around on the ground from the guy I was with.

You would have thought he would have forgotten it by now.

Not a chance.

“Let’s go and have a Brathering, Johnny”

Anglo-Saxon pronunciation inclusive.

And then, of course, there’s the

– Springtime Special Offer

Gets me very time. (Are they constipated for the rest of the year, or what…?)

*Buy them here


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>Yes dear

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>ahy-ron-ik

>
a. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs.

b. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity.
c. The quality or state of an event being both coincidental and contradictory in a humourous or poignant and extremely improbable way.

This might fit the bill, then.

Tobacco plants outside the Museum of the American Indian in Washington DC. (Well worth a visit, by the way)

BUT DON’T GET ANY IDEAS!

Cue for a song

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>It’s stopped again…..

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>It’s being snowing this morning….

>Not before time, mind you.

Snowdrops are out, daffodils are coming on and the buddleia has new shoots.

Now everything dies.

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>Sausage box

>Now, would that be a

wurst case

scenario…?

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