I actually….

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…wanted to use my credit card…

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I have no idea why this makes me laugh….

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If you’re under 25, you’ll have NO IDEA what I’m talking about

dialup-finalModems were the way you connected to the internet – such as it was – back in the day.

Plug one cable into your computer, the other cable into a phone jack and away you went.

At 300 bits/second. Or baud.

I paid something list $150 in the 1990s for one that rocketed along at 14.4 kbps.

They sounded like this:

And this is how they worked.

Now the modems must address the problem of echo suppression. When humans talk, only one of them is usually talking while the other one listens. The telephone network exploits this fact and temporarily silences the return channel to suppress any confusing echoes of the talker’s own voice.

Modems don’t like this at all, as they can very well talk at the same time (it’s called full-duplex). The answering modem now puts on a special answer tone that will disable any echo suppression circuits on the line. The tone also has periodic “snaps” (180° phase transitions) that aim to disable yet another type of circuit called echo canceller.

Now the modems will list their supported modulation modes and try to find one that both know. They also probe the line with test tones to see how it responds to tones of different frequencies, and how much it attenuates the signal. They exchange their test results and decide a speed that is suitable for the line.

After this, the modems will go to scrambled data. They put their data through a special scrambling formula before transmission to make its power distribution more even and to make sure there are no patterns that are suboptimal for transfer. They listen to each other sending a series of binary 1’s and adjust their equalizers to optimally shape the incoming signal.

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My goodness!

IMG_0140Can anyone explain?

Either the birds on the East Coast haven’t heard about the hunting grounds out west, or they’re all ugly to the bone…

Just the thing for Valentines Day…

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How to park a 747….

IMG_3806Easy, you’d say.

Nose it towards to gate position at the terminal and just watch the coloured lights as they count down and – when they turn red – you’re there.

If you’re a 747 with Self Loading Freight (aka passengers), that is.

If you’re the first 747 freighter in the world (this is back in 1972) and your launch customer is Lufthansa (I worked for them for a while) , you’re breaking new ground.

Such as ….. how do you unload 90 tons from 6 metres off the ground (You install a fixed high-loader with a split roller-bed way out in the wilderness of the airport close to the cargo terminal….)

And how do you get the aircraft to stop precisely where it’s meant to stop.

Just centimetres from the edge of the highloader.

The engineers starting designing a battery-powered (no power sockets out there in Cargostan…) display that you’d wheel out when an aircraft was due.

Then one of the operations agents got thinking.

“Why don’t we get a tennis ball and a piece of string and set it up on the high-loader so that when it touches the divider on the screen, they just stop.”

The engineers looked at him as if he’d just appeared from a different planet.

And went out and bought a piece of string and a tennis ball…..

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Stuff you need to know…

WD40

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Depressingly familiar

NY 30001

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Tunes for a Tuesday – 12 February 2013

T4TA Pair of Brown Eyes – Christy Moore [Listen]
Cannibal Queen – Miniature Tigers – Tell It to the Volcano [Listen]
Charlie Freak – Steely Dan – Pretzel Logic [Listen]
Chop Suey – System of a Down – System of a Down [Listen]
FDR in Trinidad – Ry Cooder – Into The Purple Valley [Listen]
I Think It’s Going to Rain Today – Chris Farlowe – Hungary for the Blues [Listen]
Saddle in the Rain – John Prine – Great Days: The John Prine Anthology [Listen]
Talk To Me – Bruce Springsteen – The Promise [Listen]
Tying My Shoes – Caroline Smith & The Good Night Sleeps [Listen]
Without Love (There Is Nothing) – Elvis Presley – From Nashville to Memphis: The Essential 60s Masters [Listen]

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What do you think of euthanasia?

I think we should look after our kids first…

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They’re a smaller country, and they’ve got lots of sun. Right?”

Fox works out why Germany leads the US in solar technology.

Slate has it all worked out

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